Capitol Hill Style will resume regularly scheduled programming tomorrow morning. However, I had some thoughts about airport fashion that simply couldn’t wait. Thus, I present…
Bad Fashion Decisions Seen in Airports
The Studded Mule Wedge Clog
It’s really no wonder that this shoe is made by Ugg, cause it is seriously fugly. Amazing that the company needs to put a disclaimer saying that they can only ship four per household. Apparently, Nordstrom had a run on hideous mule/clog/wedge/shearling boot hybrids.
The Faux-Leopard Poncho
I saw three, count them three of these. I also saw one in gray, snow leopard print. You know, for the understated woman who thinks four yards of brightly colored, acrylic, faux animal print might be to much for one poncho. Hopefully, none of these travelers were headed to safari in Kenya.
The Striped Holiday Santa Tight
I guess this traveler (who was boarding a flight for LA) was headed home before Glinda dropped a house on her too. This isn’t a Dr. Seuss novel, no one should be sporting striped tights unless they’re headed to Whoville to save Christmas.
Team Spirit Gone Wrong
And speaking of Seuss, what the hell is this? First off, you’re in the Denver Airport. Super Bowl XXXII, anyone? Secondly, there is never a time when this kind of attire should be worn outside of a stadium or home based game viewing party. Ever.
